i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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