...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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