Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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