I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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