Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
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"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Someone signed my nipple.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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