They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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My pussy is not your playground.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just want to make out with him forever
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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