Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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