I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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