Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I yelled at your uterus for you.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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