I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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