wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
