What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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