at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
