Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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