I must be too annoying 4 u.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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