Dude my mom stole all your condoms
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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