she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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