you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Still dying that you shit outside
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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