At least make sure they are 18
Why
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Actions speak louder than pants.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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