Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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