belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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