tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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