it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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