I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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