normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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