He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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