Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.