i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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