No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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Enjoy the penises
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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