I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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