Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Even my vagina gasped.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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