is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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