Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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