I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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