wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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