then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You brought string cheese to the strip club
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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