It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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