"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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This baby is an asshole
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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