Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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