Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
As shirtless as possible
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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