Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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