Well douche your snatch and let's go!
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
MIDGETS
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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