i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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