And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize