Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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Houston, we have a squirter
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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