apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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