Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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