I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize
