It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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