I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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