i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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