i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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