I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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