you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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