Sry I called you an 8
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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