Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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