Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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