I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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