we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
